Tell tale indicators you are a moron.
1) You go to your car, open the passenger door, drop off your stuff, close the door, go to passenger side only to find that you left the keys on the passenger seat and somehow triggered the lock mechanism. And there's a lightning storm all around you. And you have to urinate like there's no tomorrow.
2) You get home, are hungry, and eat a hunk of garlicky Daikon Kimchi. And then, thirsty from this, you drink orange juice. (Fact: these two flavours are a TERRIBLE combination).
3) You buy a Rolleiflex Twin Lens Reflex camera a year ago, and complain that the film advance counter doesn't work. A year later, someone informs you that you need to feed the film under the rollers to trip the mechanism (something you could have learned by reading the included manual).
Yes folks, it's been that kind of week... But on the subject of Rolleiflexes, I just bought this radtastic piece of currency from the Phillipines that features said twin lens camera on the back. Photonerd much?